Providing a stellar alternative to being earthbound in the afterlife.
Operation Meat Missile
Providing a stellar alternative to being earthbound in the afterlife.
Operation Meat Missile
Our Team
Max
Tomas
Tomas
Max has always been interested in the vastness of space. It's imperative that we have an alternative to being buried on Earth.
Tomas
Tomas
Tomas
After a long life of Lord of The Rings fandom Tomas has decided to broaden his horizons and reach for the end of the universe.
Devin
Tomas
Jennette
Currently working on his bowling addiction, for better or worse. While he manages his love for red wine, cigars, and reaching for the stars.
Jennette
Jennette
Jennette
In a past life, she was a corporate nerd. But after moving to the mountains, she traded her love for fine handbags for a passion for celestial entombment.
Tyler
Jennette
Tyler
Tyler's our go to guy. Don't think he's really bought in on the whole idea, but he's really helpful.
YOU!
Jennette
Tyler
We're always looking to grow our team and provide a more effective service for our clients. Don't hesitate to reach out and ask how you can help!
Frequently Asked Questions
Please contact us if you cannot find an answer to your question.
Yes.
While were are currently ironing out the kinks the basic plan is as follows.
- You secure yourself a spot on the rocket.
- You will be frozen until we can fill the rocket with payload, we will call them meateors.
- You will be launched into the stars and ejected at a specific distance from earth to be sent careening through space.
We can work out packages on a case by case basis. The costs are based on weight of payload.
While it can be said that you may not NEED to be a meat missile, but honestly who wouldn't want to be.
Besides the blatantly obvious badassness of being a meateor flying through space with the potential of spreading human organic matter across the universe?
It goes without saying there is a finite amount of space on earth. At some point you will need to find a better alternative to being buried or burned.
Being sent into space to assist in transpermia is one of the best options for humankind.
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